Orang Swak cakap...Bujat!

korak gile wrote:macam best jer kalu wat resume macam tu. memang peluang nak dapat kijer tinggi. silap2 boleh jd boss terus.try arrr dulu. kalu jadik, kiter orang plak try.hehehehe

boleh....siap jadi share holder skali!! huh!

syahrirtalib wrote:Wey, gelak sakan aku ngn adik aku baca. Cuba ko buat resume ko macam tu Fida. Pastu ko tgk feedbacknya. Buat kajian tindakan sket.

ahaha....ey, aku pulak..aku cadangkan ko buat...ok?

macam best jer kalu wat resume macam tu. memang peluang nak dapat kijer tinggi. silap2 boleh jd boss terus.try arrr dulu. kalu jadik, kiter orang plak try.hehehehe

Wey, gelak sakan aku ngn adik aku baca. Cuba ko buat resume ko macam tu Fida. Pastu ko tgk feedbacknya. Buat kajian tindakan sket.

Subject
My boss fainted when he see the form filled by the interviewer







Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience
praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I
prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2^nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

If i ever find this kid, I'll Chop "I;m stupid" on his forehead with a permenant for life marker!!